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Saturday, May 18, 2013
Messages of Love
That awkward moment when you're listening to a politician say some really fucked up shit, like their opposition to gay marriage, and yet nobody stands up and shouts "Fuck you!" but instead, the crowd cheers. =\
Hearing a whole crowd of people who don't even know you, cheer and applaud someone who speaks with such hateful dissent. Massages so hateful that if you were to replace the word "Gay" with "Black" that everyone would be in an uproar against.
For some reason, somehow, it's still considered politically correct to bash gay people. To give hate speeches against those who love someone that the other average joes do no. It's these kinds of messages, that cause people such as myself to hate themselves, to fear the public in general and eventually, to hate everyone back.
"You're too negative, you should be more positive in life" it's hard to be positive, to have a happy go lucky attitude when the only thing everyone talks about you is pure hatred.
You can smell and taste the venom every time you walk out. You can feel the hatred, the judgemental eyes of everyone around you. The fear coursing through your veins and the thought, "What if someone found out? That would be horrible!" Indeed it would be horrible. Relationships and families do indeed break apart over the finding that one relative is gay or lesbian, it happens all the time. Children are disowned, kicked out of their parent's home and onto the street and they're not even old enough to smoke or drink alcohol. These kids are most likely still in junior high or high school.
The pain, the horror. The families do break apart, but not because of the gay relative that just got disowned and abused, but because the families themselves don't love unconditionally like they're supposed to. They hate people they don't even know so venomously that they're even willing to go as far as disown their own flesh and blood, to get rid of and even go as far as killing sometimes to get rid of their own offspring just because they learned something new about their child.
Yes, families break apart, but not because of the individual themselves, but because of the hatred against gay people thrown out by those who are not. The pain, the anguish, the self hating, the fear of everyone. We are constantly bombarded with messages of hate. We constantly hear how everyone hates us. People who claim to be all about love and forgiveness show their true colors when we're nearby and known. They claim to be loving and forgiving, but when you're nearby, they do not show love nor forgiveness, they show hatred, contempt, evil wretchedness, and show just how horrible of a person they truly are. And it's not your fault.
You're gay, but it's not your fault. You have nothing to apologize for. You have nothing to say "I'm sorry" for. You have nothing to repent for nor over. It's not your fault that you are gay. It's something you have always been and always will be and it's perfectly natural and normal to be gay. There is nothing wrong with you. You have no mental illness because you're gay. If you are mentally ill, it's not the gayness causing it, it's the hatred, violence and negativity everyone around you says about you whether they know you or not.
It's not your fault you're this way, you just are and there's nothing that can change that. No amount of prayer will make you straight. No amount of wishing, praying, no magic, witch craft, special potions, special pills, etc will make you straight. Nobody and nothing can change who you are on that kind of level, you are who you are, and you are fucking beautiful and natural. There's nothing wrong with you. You are awesome.
All I can say to you, is that if you're gay and considering suicide or just outright hate yourself, don't. Life is hard and the life of a gay person is so much harder than anyone else's. You have the potential to become so much stronger than the rest of everyone else, because you're living in a time still, regardless of the time being sad and dark still, in which things are slowly turning for the better. You live in a time which things will grow stronger and your story will need to be told in the future.
Don't give up on life. Don't kill yourself please. I ask of you to stay alive and keep yourself around. I got through my hardships, I've had it extremely hard. I've kept my past a secret, a hidden memory for so so long and it's been hard to come out as me. It's been hard to talk about what's happened in my lifetime.
Due to myself being gay, I've been shot, beaten, had my body mutilated, denied justice on multiple occasions, had even been abducted by someone hired by my aunt to try and convert me to Christianity, forcing me to recite bible passages and pray or I'd be beaten, then I'd be raped several times a day, every day for a month straight until I got rescued by a closeted Wiccan relative who was still living in the "Broom Closet".
I've had ribs broken, my collar bone broken, both legs broken, my arms broken, cracked open my skull (where a metal plate now resides), a triangle burned in my left hand. I've been beaten, I've been tortured, I've been abducted indoctrinated, beaten again and raped repeatedly all in the name of "God's loving grace".
Yet I'm still alive, and I'm much stronger than anyone else around me because of the torment I've been through. My past has given me extreme anger and venom and I use my venomous anger to fight for you. I fight for you so you may live in a better world tomorrow. I request that you continue on, that you stay alive, that you forget the notion of suicide and continue your struggle. I request this because should I fail, others are going to need you to help you derive their strength, to prevent them from killing themselves and to hopefully see greater light than you and I currently see.
I don't even know you, dear reader, but all I can say is, I love and care for you and hope for the best for you and wish things weren't so horrible still, but things are getting better for us. And one day in the future, when you're getting old, grey and bald like me, someone else may need your hand and your message to help them through. Stay alive my young gay brothers and sisters and remember, one day, it will be better, but for now, fight to stay alive and better yourself, be strong even though you may feel weak, powerless and overwhelmed. Stay strong. Push through and get through your troubled times.
Someone in your future is going to need your helping hand to get out of the shoes that you are in now.
Hearing a whole crowd of people who don't even know you, cheer and applaud someone who speaks with such hateful dissent. Massages so hateful that if you were to replace the word "Gay" with "Black" that everyone would be in an uproar against.
For some reason, somehow, it's still considered politically correct to bash gay people. To give hate speeches against those who love someone that the other average joes do no. It's these kinds of messages, that cause people such as myself to hate themselves, to fear the public in general and eventually, to hate everyone back.
"You're too negative, you should be more positive in life" it's hard to be positive, to have a happy go lucky attitude when the only thing everyone talks about you is pure hatred.
You can smell and taste the venom every time you walk out. You can feel the hatred, the judgemental eyes of everyone around you. The fear coursing through your veins and the thought, "What if someone found out? That would be horrible!" Indeed it would be horrible. Relationships and families do indeed break apart over the finding that one relative is gay or lesbian, it happens all the time. Children are disowned, kicked out of their parent's home and onto the street and they're not even old enough to smoke or drink alcohol. These kids are most likely still in junior high or high school.
The pain, the horror. The families do break apart, but not because of the gay relative that just got disowned and abused, but because the families themselves don't love unconditionally like they're supposed to. They hate people they don't even know so venomously that they're even willing to go as far as disown their own flesh and blood, to get rid of and even go as far as killing sometimes to get rid of their own offspring just because they learned something new about their child.
Yes, families break apart, but not because of the individual themselves, but because of the hatred against gay people thrown out by those who are not. The pain, the anguish, the self hating, the fear of everyone. We are constantly bombarded with messages of hate. We constantly hear how everyone hates us. People who claim to be all about love and forgiveness show their true colors when we're nearby and known. They claim to be loving and forgiving, but when you're nearby, they do not show love nor forgiveness, they show hatred, contempt, evil wretchedness, and show just how horrible of a person they truly are. And it's not your fault.
You're gay, but it's not your fault. You have nothing to apologize for. You have nothing to say "I'm sorry" for. You have nothing to repent for nor over. It's not your fault that you are gay. It's something you have always been and always will be and it's perfectly natural and normal to be gay. There is nothing wrong with you. You have no mental illness because you're gay. If you are mentally ill, it's not the gayness causing it, it's the hatred, violence and negativity everyone around you says about you whether they know you or not.
It's not your fault you're this way, you just are and there's nothing that can change that. No amount of prayer will make you straight. No amount of wishing, praying, no magic, witch craft, special potions, special pills, etc will make you straight. Nobody and nothing can change who you are on that kind of level, you are who you are, and you are fucking beautiful and natural. There's nothing wrong with you. You are awesome.
All I can say to you, is that if you're gay and considering suicide or just outright hate yourself, don't. Life is hard and the life of a gay person is so much harder than anyone else's. You have the potential to become so much stronger than the rest of everyone else, because you're living in a time still, regardless of the time being sad and dark still, in which things are slowly turning for the better. You live in a time which things will grow stronger and your story will need to be told in the future.
Don't give up on life. Don't kill yourself please. I ask of you to stay alive and keep yourself around. I got through my hardships, I've had it extremely hard. I've kept my past a secret, a hidden memory for so so long and it's been hard to come out as me. It's been hard to talk about what's happened in my lifetime.
Due to myself being gay, I've been shot, beaten, had my body mutilated, denied justice on multiple occasions, had even been abducted by someone hired by my aunt to try and convert me to Christianity, forcing me to recite bible passages and pray or I'd be beaten, then I'd be raped several times a day, every day for a month straight until I got rescued by a closeted Wiccan relative who was still living in the "Broom Closet".
I've had ribs broken, my collar bone broken, both legs broken, my arms broken, cracked open my skull (where a metal plate now resides), a triangle burned in my left hand. I've been beaten, I've been tortured, I've been abducted indoctrinated, beaten again and raped repeatedly all in the name of "God's loving grace".
Yet I'm still alive, and I'm much stronger than anyone else around me because of the torment I've been through. My past has given me extreme anger and venom and I use my venomous anger to fight for you. I fight for you so you may live in a better world tomorrow. I request that you continue on, that you stay alive, that you forget the notion of suicide and continue your struggle. I request this because should I fail, others are going to need you to help you derive their strength, to prevent them from killing themselves and to hopefully see greater light than you and I currently see.
I don't even know you, dear reader, but all I can say is, I love and care for you and hope for the best for you and wish things weren't so horrible still, but things are getting better for us. And one day in the future, when you're getting old, grey and bald like me, someone else may need your hand and your message to help them through. Stay alive my young gay brothers and sisters and remember, one day, it will be better, but for now, fight to stay alive and better yourself, be strong even though you may feel weak, powerless and overwhelmed. Stay strong. Push through and get through your troubled times.
Someone in your future is going to need your helping hand to get out of the shoes that you are in now.
Thursday, May 16, 2013
Writing a book to be published on Amazon
This ebook will be cheap and easy to obtain from Amazon and will describe the various reasons why atheists are always so "angry". It'll also detail questions theists should stop asking atheists because they're either very stupid, offensive or outright horrifying us about the theist themselves.
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Nobody in America Oppresses nor Persecutes Gay People!
Really? Nobody at all oppresses nor persecutes gay people in America? Nobody at all? Not a single one? Anywhere?
This is an argument I heard from a Christian who opposes same sex marriage on the grounds of "My bible says" but still turns around and says that nobody is oppressing nor persecuting gays in America. Literally contradicted herself in the same god damn sentence.
No, that's not what those signs that Fred Phelps from the Westboro Baptist Church actually says, they're edited, but it seems like that's what some Christians are apparently reading when they see signs that read, "God Hates Fags" and the like.
Seriously though, if nobody was oppressing nor persecuting gays in America, then people like Matthew Sheppard would still be alive to this very day instead of having the ever living fuck beaten out of him and left for dead where he eventually died, all because he was gay. I personally wouldn't have scars all over my body from having been cut up like a fish and mutilated outright and having had a triangle burned in my left hand while having a religious asshole scream in my ear, "God laughs when fags like you die! Now you're marked forever faggot! You can't hide anymore!"
But it's honestly due to Christians in America modern day that leads me to say that if I'm wrong about being an atheist and the God of the Christian bible is real and I'm at the pearly gates, God himself is going to have to beg me for my forgiveness personally all due to what his followers have done to me in his name. He's going to have to beg and beg hard for me to forgive him, though it will be fruitless because I would never forgive him for the damage that his followers have done. And this says a lot all things considered.
The Christians that have mutilated my body and beat me almost to death leaving such a traumatic experience, including a certain person who's held me captive for a little over 2 weeks raping me several times a day every day, I've forgiven every one of them. The Christian God however, I will never forgive. If he is indeed real (which I suppose I'll be proven wrong about his existence when I do or not, either way, I'll be dead), then he has to beg ME to forgive him. The reason he won't actually become forgiven is because of all the hurt, pain and agony the followers of Christianity has done to everyone else and will continue to do so in the name of that foul and vile god.

And to be brutally honest, if Heaven and Hell do indeed exist and Heaven is filled with these Christians, then I definitely as fuck don't want to be there, I would prefer Hell. Hell would be the best because honestly, lets face it, people like Adolf Hitler, Child Molesters, Rapists, Murderers, etc? Yeah, they can all easily get into Heaven, but people like myself, Carl Sagan, Gandhi, Neil Degrasse Tyson, Stephen Hawking, Christopher Hitchen and even Richard Dawkins, all of us will be in Hell, so if Hell is real, I'll be in superior company compared against to what would be waiting in Heaven.
What would be waiting in Heaven for me is an evil, vile asshole of a god who himself breaks several of the 7 deadly sins (including Wrath and Vanity) making him a complete fucking hypocrite to boot at the same time. And honestly, if Satan himself is punishing the bad guys, that would make Satan the good guy to begin with. Hell is superior to Heaven in the regard that I will have pretty much all the greatest minds down there with me to keep me great company, but also all the batshit insane, fucked up Christians will be in what I would consider Hell or what they call Heaven.
"Nobody is oppressing gays in America" which I continue to say bullshit bullshit bull fucking shit! Have we forgotten the whole bullshit fucked up thing with Chik-fil-A in which they spewed out their hate filled message and their support for Uganda's "Kill The Gays" bill in which all Christians lined the fuck up to support that asshole of a company that needs to have it's CEO raped with a red hot cattle prod until his fucking tonsils are glowing? Have they honestly fucking forgotten all about that and their rhetoric on how the gay population is being "insensitive to their religious freedoms" for boycotting such a fucked up company?
Sorry, but being intolerant of intolerance and bigotry is not oppressing your religious freedoms. Your free to have your religion, you're free to believe in whatever fucked up religion you choose to practice, you're free to worship in a church, in your home, you're even free to go on the street corner and tell everyone how they're going to Hell but you are no. You're free to do that as much as you want or can reasonably do.
What you CANNOT fucking do is claim oppression when gay marriage is legalized. What you're failing to realize is that gay marriage is still not legalized in the majority of the United States because of your fucked up religion and your fucked up people in that religion voting with that fucked up religion as your basis behind your vote. That is illegal and completely against the United States Constitution itself! It's fucking treason! You're free to practice your religion and live your life the way you wish to live, HOWEVER! you are NOT free to use your religion to oppress and persecute anyone else. You are NOT free to force others to live their lives based on your religions convictions.
If you really, really want to live in a fucking theocracy, then move to Saudi Arabia where they already have a theocracy. Trust me, they'll hook you the fuck up. And don't try arguing "Oh but that's not my religion!" that's great because that's the beauty of a theocracy like that. You don't get to choose which religion does it, the same as if you try to make legislate more and more laws based on your own religious convictions, I'm forced to live by your religious bullshit when I don't follow your religion nor it's fucked up, evil values. So you'll actually learn a great deal what it's like to live here.
And don't you fucking dare claim that as a Christian you're being persecuted and oppressed. Christians modern day in America have no fucking idea nor clue what it's like to actually be on the receiving end of oppression and persecution. You guys haven't the slightest mother fucking clue what it feels like to have someone vote away your rights based on their religious convictions. You have no fucking idea what it's even remotely like to actually have people say they love you, then turn around and say and do the most hateful, evil and hurtful fucking things you can possibly fucking conceive of.
When I've brought this up before with Christians, they snort and think they have a GOTCHA then exclaim, "But it was the Jews that got killed in the holocaust!" Actually, it was the gays, jews and romani people (Gypsies). Did you seriously never think to look up why gay people keep the record of the Pink Triangle alive? It's a part of gay history involving WWII in Nazi Germany. Seriously, read more about the Pink Triangle. I highly advise it. You should research more.
But nobody is persecuting gays anywhere in America! There's not one shred of evidence that can be shown that Christians are oppressing nor persecuting gays! We're only spreading messages of love to try and clean the gays of their sinful choice!
First off, if homosexuality is a choice, that means you've personally sat down yourself and decided to be straight at one point in time. If you haven't, you can go fuck yourself with a cactus because neither did we you fucking asshole. And regarding nobody persecuting? BULL FUCKING SHIT!
"But we're not mixing our religion in with politics!" Bullshit again. If that were the case, then gay marriage would've been legalized ages ago, the same is true with marijuana I'm sure. But since it's not legalized and ever argument against gay marriage starts with "Well, my bible says" or "God says", then all the laws that are banning same sex marriage and preventing it from being legalized throughout all of America is fucking illegal due to separation of church and state.
And it's seriously odd that the majority which are Christian claim that they're being oppressed when there's so much more of them to the point that Christians themselves are literally trampling all over the rights of everyone else around them that they do not agree with. Christians think that being gay is a sin. Gay marriage is banned in about 30 states in America, mostly in the most religious of the country. Therefore', Christians are using their religion to oppress gays. This is very simple mathematics and the correlation is also pointing to direct causation with this one too.
And I'm getting sick and fucking tired of Christians themselves claiming that there's a war against Christianity all because they're prevented from oppressing and persecuting minorities from time to time. Remember, America is a secular nation, not a Christian Nation. You cannot rule the country with your religion nor can you legislate your religious beliefs into laws. That's illegal and you should be fucking ashamed for yourselves. Afterall, isn't the primary teaching of your religion to allow people to choose with their own free will? If so, then why the actual fuck would you try to take my free will away and prevent me from being able to choose?
And let's also continue to get things straight, marriage according to the bible isn't solely one man and one woman. See the image above for greater details on this. It's more perverse than you think. Additionally don't quote old testament, then say old testament no longer applies when old testament is quoted back at you to show you how much of a sinning asshole you are. That makes you a fucking hypocritical asshole.
Additionally worth noting is that with America being a secular nation, it's great that your religion doesn't get to make the laws. The constitution is fucking awesome like that, you and the politicians you vote for should fucking read it sometime you treasonous fucking assholes. Marriage, can indeed be a religious thing (including something from various religions, not just Christianity, including some pagan religions in which gay marriage is considered holy due to the union of those called "Two Spirited People" which means you're oppressing their religious freedoms too BTW) however, marriage can also be a secular thing. You can get married in a variety of places.
You can get married in a courthouse easily, you can also get married on a boat by a ship captain, you can get married by pagan priests, you can get married by retired judges, you can get married by anyone who's atheist, and additionally worth noting is that there are also plenty of Christian churches (and even Muslim churches) that are more than willing to marry same sex couples.
Keep in mind that after you get married in a church, one of the things you have to end up doing afterwards is to go through that secular bit in which you get that piece of paper that states you're married. That paper is a contract basically and issued by the secular government itself, not by your fucking church.
So claim homosexuality is the devil all you want, claim it a sin, evil, whatever, but don't you dare claim that you aren't oppressing and persecuting gays. If you've never stood up for a gay person and for the rights of gay people to be able to enter a secular marriage contract between two gay consenting adults, or have just stood in silence while everyone else did that which is detestable (and voted based on their religious beliefs, not based on secular morality) then you yourself are the enemy due to your silence.
The greatest injustices in the world are caused by those who refuse to speak up. There's an old saying. "Once they came after the Indians, I didn't care because I wasn't indian. Then they went after the Jews, but I did nothing because I'm not a Jew. Then they went after the gays, I didn't care because I'm not gay. Then they went after the pagans, I didn't care because I'm not pagan. Then they came after me, and there was nobody left to help."
This thing strikes very true to me. The more I have to fight for my rights, the less time and patience I have to fight for your own rights. And you can bet your sorry ass that if your rights are legitimately being violated, I don't care if their religious rights, I will still fight for you. If a Christian is told they can no longer bring their own bibles to read while in their own time at schools, I will throw a fit. Same with the Muslims, the pagans, and everyone else. But for me to take more time and care more about you guys, you're going to seriously have to stop oppressing and persecuting me because the more I have to fight for my rights as a gay man just to be able to marry the person I've been in a committed relationship with for over 6 years now, the less like I am to care when your own actual religious rights get violated.
There was an instance in which a public elementary school sent backpack mail home with kids and Christians threw a fit that they couldn't pass religious fliers along with the kids because it was against the school criteria of "No religious material" among other don'ts. Suddenly they lifted the "no religious material" restriction and Christians started sending religious fliers home with the children. These Christian based religious fliers made it to the homes of pagans and atheists. Christians were applauding that they made "a victory in getting God back into schools" then suddenly, pagans wanted religious fliers sent as well.
Christian families got pagan religious material in with their children's backpacks and suddenly threw a HUGE fucking bitch fit about it. They got a taste of their own medicine. They always think it's fine and dandy when they're violating the law, but oh FUCKING HELL NO when someone else does the same thing they just did giving all religious equal privileges to send religious material home, this includes pagans and atheists and yes, this can even include Theistic Satanists.
And Christians had gotten their freedoms violated because they themselves violated the freedoms of others. And you know what I did? You gotta hear what I did. Listen to what I did. I DID NOTHING! Well, I did laugh. I laughed my fucking ass off. Then my balls, they got a good fucking laugh in too. Me and my gay yet oppressed balls were laughing so hard that my chest hurt. I found it fucking beautiful that Christians got violated in the same manner that they've violated people of other religious faiths and I found it fucking glorious. It was so fucking glorious and awesome. And the reason I did and said absolutely nothing when the Christians themselves got a taste of their own medicine back was because it was so fucking deserving. They opened the flood gates and got something they didn't expect, other people of religious that are not their own doing the same thing to them that they did to others. I will admit when I heard the Christians first did it, I threw a huge fucking fit over it on the sake of others with different religious beliefs and lack thereof, but when the pagans chimed in and gave the Christians a taste of the medicine they've been dishing out, that shit was fucking golden, that shit was fucking pretty cash! LOVED IT!
So again, Christians need to realize that when they're decorating public space, that they too have to accept other religious symbols and displays near their own on public space, and YES this can even include an Inverted Cross. If the 10 commandments are in display in every classroom of a Public School, they then also have to be willing to post up either an inverted cross or baphomet and have the wording "Satan is the true God and he loves all of mankind unconditionally regardless of who you are." and then they also have to be willing to put up Islamic symbols as well.
It's easier to just get rid of all the religious shit, otherwise, you'll have to accept ALL religious shit, including but not limited to inverted crosses, Satanic messages, etc. And prayer in schools? This one is the biggest fucking laugh of the century because my high school considered doing this before and my Journalism teacher at the time sponsored it for sake of making an example. I was a Necromancer at the time and she knew it too, so during class assembly, everyone was expecting a Christian prayer.
I got up to the podium, scared shitless mind you and nervous as 10 kinds of everything, but I spread out my demonic seal of Azmudesodez, got down on one knee in the center of it and started praying. They didn't seem to know how to take the symbol but apparently they thought it was just a decorative prayer mat for the sake of praying to the Christian God, so at first I was being cheered on. The prayer started and everyone bowed their heads. The message was very much like what a Christian would say, until I got to the end. "Ak Malan Ze Azmudesodez, demon of the dead and guide through the eternity of souls, we pledge ourselves to you in your name." and that was it.
Now granted, it was a single class in this, the journalism class. The reason this was held was primarily due to several extremely devout Christians in my journalism class were insisting that since it was the first period that the whole class should be brought together to pray each day. Afterwards, they never bothered with it again, however I was constantly harassed with their attempts to convert me which I just returned the favor every time.
Point being, if you don't want the same treatment and would prefer someone to protect your rights when they're violated, you've got to stop violating everyone else's rights. Otherwise, people like me, when your rights are being violated, are just going to kick back and laugh our fucking asses off, pointing at you and exclaim, "Serves you assholes right!"
In short, yes, gays a persecuted and oppressed in America modern day by the Christian Majority and NO Christians are not being persecuted nor oppressed. The oppressors and persecutors themselves cannot claim oppression and persecution. Christians are oppressors and persecutors, not the gays, the gays are the oppressed and persecuted. Get your facts straight and preferably get your head back into reality. I know it's been a while, but trust me, it's better to be in reality than stuck in some delusional fantasy.
Overall, keep you religion out of my life and out of my laws, out of my bedroom, out of my home and out of my pants. KEEP YOUR JESUS OFF MY PENIS!
This is an argument I heard from a Christian who opposes same sex marriage on the grounds of "My bible says" but still turns around and says that nobody is oppressing nor persecuting gays in America. Literally contradicted herself in the same god damn sentence.
No, that's not what those signs that Fred Phelps from the Westboro Baptist Church actually says, they're edited, but it seems like that's what some Christians are apparently reading when they see signs that read, "God Hates Fags" and the like.
Seriously though, if nobody was oppressing nor persecuting gays in America, then people like Matthew Sheppard would still be alive to this very day instead of having the ever living fuck beaten out of him and left for dead where he eventually died, all because he was gay. I personally wouldn't have scars all over my body from having been cut up like a fish and mutilated outright and having had a triangle burned in my left hand while having a religious asshole scream in my ear, "God laughs when fags like you die! Now you're marked forever faggot! You can't hide anymore!"
But it's honestly due to Christians in America modern day that leads me to say that if I'm wrong about being an atheist and the God of the Christian bible is real and I'm at the pearly gates, God himself is going to have to beg me for my forgiveness personally all due to what his followers have done to me in his name. He's going to have to beg and beg hard for me to forgive him, though it will be fruitless because I would never forgive him for the damage that his followers have done. And this says a lot all things considered.
The Christians that have mutilated my body and beat me almost to death leaving such a traumatic experience, including a certain person who's held me captive for a little over 2 weeks raping me several times a day every day, I've forgiven every one of them. The Christian God however, I will never forgive. If he is indeed real (which I suppose I'll be proven wrong about his existence when I do or not, either way, I'll be dead), then he has to beg ME to forgive him. The reason he won't actually become forgiven is because of all the hurt, pain and agony the followers of Christianity has done to everyone else and will continue to do so in the name of that foul and vile god.

And to be brutally honest, if Heaven and Hell do indeed exist and Heaven is filled with these Christians, then I definitely as fuck don't want to be there, I would prefer Hell. Hell would be the best because honestly, lets face it, people like Adolf Hitler, Child Molesters, Rapists, Murderers, etc? Yeah, they can all easily get into Heaven, but people like myself, Carl Sagan, Gandhi, Neil Degrasse Tyson, Stephen Hawking, Christopher Hitchen and even Richard Dawkins, all of us will be in Hell, so if Hell is real, I'll be in superior company compared against to what would be waiting in Heaven.
What would be waiting in Heaven for me is an evil, vile asshole of a god who himself breaks several of the 7 deadly sins (including Wrath and Vanity) making him a complete fucking hypocrite to boot at the same time. And honestly, if Satan himself is punishing the bad guys, that would make Satan the good guy to begin with. Hell is superior to Heaven in the regard that I will have pretty much all the greatest minds down there with me to keep me great company, but also all the batshit insane, fucked up Christians will be in what I would consider Hell or what they call Heaven.
"Nobody is oppressing gays in America" which I continue to say bullshit bullshit bull fucking shit! Have we forgotten the whole bullshit fucked up thing with Chik-fil-A in which they spewed out their hate filled message and their support for Uganda's "Kill The Gays" bill in which all Christians lined the fuck up to support that asshole of a company that needs to have it's CEO raped with a red hot cattle prod until his fucking tonsils are glowing? Have they honestly fucking forgotten all about that and their rhetoric on how the gay population is being "insensitive to their religious freedoms" for boycotting such a fucked up company?
Sorry, but being intolerant of intolerance and bigotry is not oppressing your religious freedoms. Your free to have your religion, you're free to believe in whatever fucked up religion you choose to practice, you're free to worship in a church, in your home, you're even free to go on the street corner and tell everyone how they're going to Hell but you are no. You're free to do that as much as you want or can reasonably do.
What you CANNOT fucking do is claim oppression when gay marriage is legalized. What you're failing to realize is that gay marriage is still not legalized in the majority of the United States because of your fucked up religion and your fucked up people in that religion voting with that fucked up religion as your basis behind your vote. That is illegal and completely against the United States Constitution itself! It's fucking treason! You're free to practice your religion and live your life the way you wish to live, HOWEVER! you are NOT free to use your religion to oppress and persecute anyone else. You are NOT free to force others to live their lives based on your religions convictions.
If you really, really want to live in a fucking theocracy, then move to Saudi Arabia where they already have a theocracy. Trust me, they'll hook you the fuck up. And don't try arguing "Oh but that's not my religion!" that's great because that's the beauty of a theocracy like that. You don't get to choose which religion does it, the same as if you try to make legislate more and more laws based on your own religious convictions, I'm forced to live by your religious bullshit when I don't follow your religion nor it's fucked up, evil values. So you'll actually learn a great deal what it's like to live here.And don't you fucking dare claim that as a Christian you're being persecuted and oppressed. Christians modern day in America have no fucking idea nor clue what it's like to actually be on the receiving end of oppression and persecution. You guys haven't the slightest mother fucking clue what it feels like to have someone vote away your rights based on their religious convictions. You have no fucking idea what it's even remotely like to actually have people say they love you, then turn around and say and do the most hateful, evil and hurtful fucking things you can possibly fucking conceive of.
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| Point 24 of the 25 Point Plan of the Nazi Party actually stated "The Party ... stands for positive Christianity". |
But nobody is persecuting gays anywhere in America! There's not one shred of evidence that can be shown that Christians are oppressing nor persecuting gays! We're only spreading messages of love to try and clean the gays of their sinful choice!
First off, if homosexuality is a choice, that means you've personally sat down yourself and decided to be straight at one point in time. If you haven't, you can go fuck yourself with a cactus because neither did we you fucking asshole. And regarding nobody persecuting? BULL FUCKING SHIT!
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| A gay person being persecuted on Facebook by a Christian until an atheist steps in a pwns the fucking Christian with their own fucked up religion. |
And it's seriously odd that the majority which are Christian claim that they're being oppressed when there's so much more of them to the point that Christians themselves are literally trampling all over the rights of everyone else around them that they do not agree with. Christians think that being gay is a sin. Gay marriage is banned in about 30 states in America, mostly in the most religious of the country. Therefore', Christians are using their religion to oppress gays. This is very simple mathematics and the correlation is also pointing to direct causation with this one too.
And I'm getting sick and fucking tired of Christians themselves claiming that there's a war against Christianity all because they're prevented from oppressing and persecuting minorities from time to time. Remember, America is a secular nation, not a Christian Nation. You cannot rule the country with your religion nor can you legislate your religious beliefs into laws. That's illegal and you should be fucking ashamed for yourselves. Afterall, isn't the primary teaching of your religion to allow people to choose with their own free will? If so, then why the actual fuck would you try to take my free will away and prevent me from being able to choose?
And let's also continue to get things straight, marriage according to the bible isn't solely one man and one woman. See the image above for greater details on this. It's more perverse than you think. Additionally don't quote old testament, then say old testament no longer applies when old testament is quoted back at you to show you how much of a sinning asshole you are. That makes you a fucking hypocritical asshole.
Additionally worth noting is that with America being a secular nation, it's great that your religion doesn't get to make the laws. The constitution is fucking awesome like that, you and the politicians you vote for should fucking read it sometime you treasonous fucking assholes. Marriage, can indeed be a religious thing (including something from various religions, not just Christianity, including some pagan religions in which gay marriage is considered holy due to the union of those called "Two Spirited People" which means you're oppressing their religious freedoms too BTW) however, marriage can also be a secular thing. You can get married in a variety of places.
You can get married in a courthouse easily, you can also get married on a boat by a ship captain, you can get married by pagan priests, you can get married by retired judges, you can get married by anyone who's atheist, and additionally worth noting is that there are also plenty of Christian churches (and even Muslim churches) that are more than willing to marry same sex couples.
Keep in mind that after you get married in a church, one of the things you have to end up doing afterwards is to go through that secular bit in which you get that piece of paper that states you're married. That paper is a contract basically and issued by the secular government itself, not by your fucking church.
So claim homosexuality is the devil all you want, claim it a sin, evil, whatever, but don't you dare claim that you aren't oppressing and persecuting gays. If you've never stood up for a gay person and for the rights of gay people to be able to enter a secular marriage contract between two gay consenting adults, or have just stood in silence while everyone else did that which is detestable (and voted based on their religious beliefs, not based on secular morality) then you yourself are the enemy due to your silence.
The greatest injustices in the world are caused by those who refuse to speak up. There's an old saying. "Once they came after the Indians, I didn't care because I wasn't indian. Then they went after the Jews, but I did nothing because I'm not a Jew. Then they went after the gays, I didn't care because I'm not gay. Then they went after the pagans, I didn't care because I'm not pagan. Then they came after me, and there was nobody left to help."
This thing strikes very true to me. The more I have to fight for my rights, the less time and patience I have to fight for your own rights. And you can bet your sorry ass that if your rights are legitimately being violated, I don't care if their religious rights, I will still fight for you. If a Christian is told they can no longer bring their own bibles to read while in their own time at schools, I will throw a fit. Same with the Muslims, the pagans, and everyone else. But for me to take more time and care more about you guys, you're going to seriously have to stop oppressing and persecuting me because the more I have to fight for my rights as a gay man just to be able to marry the person I've been in a committed relationship with for over 6 years now, the less like I am to care when your own actual religious rights get violated.
There was an instance in which a public elementary school sent backpack mail home with kids and Christians threw a fit that they couldn't pass religious fliers along with the kids because it was against the school criteria of "No religious material" among other don'ts. Suddenly they lifted the "no religious material" restriction and Christians started sending religious fliers home with the children. These Christian based religious fliers made it to the homes of pagans and atheists. Christians were applauding that they made "a victory in getting God back into schools" then suddenly, pagans wanted religious fliers sent as well.
Christian families got pagan religious material in with their children's backpacks and suddenly threw a HUGE fucking bitch fit about it. They got a taste of their own medicine. They always think it's fine and dandy when they're violating the law, but oh FUCKING HELL NO when someone else does the same thing they just did giving all religious equal privileges to send religious material home, this includes pagans and atheists and yes, this can even include Theistic Satanists.
And Christians had gotten their freedoms violated because they themselves violated the freedoms of others. And you know what I did? You gotta hear what I did. Listen to what I did. I DID NOTHING! Well, I did laugh. I laughed my fucking ass off. Then my balls, they got a good fucking laugh in too. Me and my gay yet oppressed balls were laughing so hard that my chest hurt. I found it fucking beautiful that Christians got violated in the same manner that they've violated people of other religious faiths and I found it fucking glorious. It was so fucking glorious and awesome. And the reason I did and said absolutely nothing when the Christians themselves got a taste of their own medicine back was because it was so fucking deserving. They opened the flood gates and got something they didn't expect, other people of religious that are not their own doing the same thing to them that they did to others. I will admit when I heard the Christians first did it, I threw a huge fucking fit over it on the sake of others with different religious beliefs and lack thereof, but when the pagans chimed in and gave the Christians a taste of the medicine they've been dishing out, that shit was fucking golden, that shit was fucking pretty cash! LOVED IT!
So again, Christians need to realize that when they're decorating public space, that they too have to accept other religious symbols and displays near their own on public space, and YES this can even include an Inverted Cross. If the 10 commandments are in display in every classroom of a Public School, they then also have to be willing to post up either an inverted cross or baphomet and have the wording "Satan is the true God and he loves all of mankind unconditionally regardless of who you are." and then they also have to be willing to put up Islamic symbols as well.
It's easier to just get rid of all the religious shit, otherwise, you'll have to accept ALL religious shit, including but not limited to inverted crosses, Satanic messages, etc. And prayer in schools? This one is the biggest fucking laugh of the century because my high school considered doing this before and my Journalism teacher at the time sponsored it for sake of making an example. I was a Necromancer at the time and she knew it too, so during class assembly, everyone was expecting a Christian prayer.
I got up to the podium, scared shitless mind you and nervous as 10 kinds of everything, but I spread out my demonic seal of Azmudesodez, got down on one knee in the center of it and started praying. They didn't seem to know how to take the symbol but apparently they thought it was just a decorative prayer mat for the sake of praying to the Christian God, so at first I was being cheered on. The prayer started and everyone bowed their heads. The message was very much like what a Christian would say, until I got to the end. "Ak Malan Ze Azmudesodez, demon of the dead and guide through the eternity of souls, we pledge ourselves to you in your name." and that was it.
Now granted, it was a single class in this, the journalism class. The reason this was held was primarily due to several extremely devout Christians in my journalism class were insisting that since it was the first period that the whole class should be brought together to pray each day. Afterwards, they never bothered with it again, however I was constantly harassed with their attempts to convert me which I just returned the favor every time.
Point being, if you don't want the same treatment and would prefer someone to protect your rights when they're violated, you've got to stop violating everyone else's rights. Otherwise, people like me, when your rights are being violated, are just going to kick back and laugh our fucking asses off, pointing at you and exclaim, "Serves you assholes right!"
In short, yes, gays a persecuted and oppressed in America modern day by the Christian Majority and NO Christians are not being persecuted nor oppressed. The oppressors and persecutors themselves cannot claim oppression and persecution. Christians are oppressors and persecutors, not the gays, the gays are the oppressed and persecuted. Get your facts straight and preferably get your head back into reality. I know it's been a while, but trust me, it's better to be in reality than stuck in some delusional fantasy.
Overall, keep you religion out of my life and out of my laws, out of my bedroom, out of my home and out of my pants. KEEP YOUR JESUS OFF MY PENIS!
Monday, May 13, 2013
Everything is all a part of God's master plan!
I find it extremely humorous and contradictory when Christians actually say this line. Basically, nothing goes against God's master plan. This means that all atheists are intended to be atheist, all gay people are intended to be gay. Yes, I fucking went there. Gays are a part of God's master plan, we're gay because God intended for us to be gay. Know what they say after that?
"Oh, well that's just your free will, we all have free will and you choose to be gay and turn against God." Yeah, way to go contradicting yourself there. At first God has a master plan and nothing goes against God's plan, then suddenly, when brought up with what you're saying about gays being a part of God's plan and intended us to be gay, suddenly we have free fucking will.
Which is it? Does God have a master plan in which nothing goes against the actual will of God and his plan OR do we have free will?
This is not too much unlike the Christian rhetoric against Abortion. They're against abortion (even though it's advocated in the bible, but let's let that part drop), then turn around and say that everyone that's not heard of Christ (included unborn children), they automatically go to Heaven because they're innocent. So basically we're doing the unborn a favor by giving them first class tickets right into Heaven, so we'd be doing them a favor, a very huge favor. Suddenly, "No no no, that's not what I said at all!" but it is in fact the reality of what they're saying.
"Does God have a plan?" Yes.I hate it the most that Christians have so far been able to get legislation passed that oppresses and persecutes me and are still on the war path on trying to shoehorn their evil, disgusting religion into the government in an attempt to make everything live by their religious conviction, regardless of everyone else's religious beliefs or lack thereof.
"Ok then, does God make up all the rules for everything, including the criteria for which souls are judged?" Yes.
"Does anything happen that does not go according to God's will" No
"Then you're God is ultimately responsible for the people he sends to hell." That is so messed up!
"Yeah, that logic stuff's kinda a pain in the ass isn't it?"
~Matt Dillahunty on The Atheist Experience in quotations with a dumbass theist caller
I'm an atheist, not a Christian. I used to be Satanic and even before then a different pagan religious faith in which I won't name. Both of those last two religions I followed, the relationships of homosexual couples and their union into marriage is one of the most sacred and divine things that can happen on this Earth. And yes, this means that Christians were indeed oppressing my religious freedoms then.
However, going to point with religious freedom, it's not oppressing Christians nor persecuting them to allow people like me to be able to marry our partners. I hate this slippery slope bullshit they keep trying to bring up every time. I've even heard some of the dumbest of all fucking arguments from these dumbasses at the same time against gay marriage.
"Oh, well we can't allow gays to marry because children need a stable home that has a man and a woman" which I say bullshit to. First off, I don't intend to ever have children, don't want them myself and I definitely don't need children personally, so child adoption is a moot point to bring up. Secondly there are heterosexual couples who are in the same boat with the woman getting her tubes tied and the dude getting his nuts clipped just so they can't have children. Furthermore, this argument states that single parent families should have their children forcefully removed. Stop making it about the children, it's about a legal, government recognized contract between 2 consenting adults (and not children nor animals because last I heard, children are too young to enter into contracts and animals aren't capable of speaking to give proper consent, so when we have animals that can finally start to actually speak, then that argument may become valid, but not until then).
Then there's this bullshit argument, "We can't allow gay marriage because gays have to carefully plan to have families. They can't accidentally have children like heterosexual couples and therefore blah blah blah." Moot point again, I don't intend to have children and marriage isn't about raising children at all. You're not marrying the children so seriously, STOP FUCKING THINKING ABOUT THEM LIKE THAT! I'm sure it's hard to stop thinking about the children when talking about gay marriage because priests are always raping little boys and busting nuts all over little Timmy's back and up his nose, but we in the real and sane world aren't having sex with children and understand that marriage is about marrying a consenting adult in a legal contract between these two adults that offer them protections and benefits that normal heterosexual couples are already able to enjoy (Such as sharing insurance plans, taxes, survivor benefits, not having blood relatives steal shit against the deceased person's will, among over 1,000 other benefits that heterosexual couples enjoy.
"Well, we shouldn't be giving gay people special rights!" No, it's the Christians trying to get special rights, we gays are just trying to get the same rights that everyone else has due to our constitutionally protected rights of equal protection and rights of the law. Christians, however, are trying to get special rights, they're the ones that want to have everyone else live by their religious convictions regardless of anyone else's religion or lack thereof, not us. THAT is a special rights issue, however, gay rights is about getting the same rights as everyone else.
Then there are Christians left and right claiming that Obama is of the devil and how God wouldn't didn't want him there. And I'm still staring like a deer in headlights of oncoming traffic. "Didn't you just say that everything is all a part of God's master plan?"
In all honesty, Christians don't really believe nor think that God has a master plan. This is largely evident by the fact that Christians still go out and vote instead of just praying. In the Christian bible, it states that all government bodies and rulers are in place by God, this means Obama was wanted by your God. The bible also reads,
1 Corinthians 5:12
"What business of mine is it to judge someone outside the church?" andMatthew 7:5
"You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye."
Let's go further with the bible. In Romans 13:1 it reads "Let everyone be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God." Know what this means? If gay marriage is legalized, then you aren't to protest it. If Obama supports gay marriage, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FUCKING SUPPORT IT TOO BECAUSE YOU'RE OWN FUCKING GOD IS TELLING YOU TO DO SO BECAUSE OF WHAT IT SAYS IN YOUR OWN FUCKING BIBLE!
Seriously, I think the actual problem is that the vast majority of Christians treat the bible like most people treat Terms of Service and Licensing Agreements. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree" without ever reading the fucking thing.
This is apparent for several reasons. First off, Christians have absolutely no fucking idea what it actually says in that fucking book to begin with, only the parts they've cherry picked. Take for example the below situation that I love dragging Christians into.
Christian, "You being gay is amoral, it says so in the bible."So let's start out differently. I'm an atheist primarily because I've read the bible... I've fucking read all of it, both ancient Hebrew version and English translations (mistranslations and perversions aside). It was me having actually read the whole fucking bible that made me no longer be a Christian.
Me, "Where at?"
Christian, "It says that in Leviticus 20:13"
Me, "Great, do you know it says not to cut your hair, shave your beard, wear clothes of mixed fabrics, touch the skin of a dead pig, to kill people that work on the sabbath which is Saturday and to even kill disobedient children?"
Christian, "It doesn't say anything like that in the bible."
Me, "Bullshit, you've not read your bible. It even says in Leviticus that it's an abomination to eat shellfish and I know for a fucking fact one of your favorite foods is fried shrimp!"
Christian, "Well, when Jesus died on the cross the laws of the old testament no longer apply except to the Jews."
Me, "So let me get this straight, Jesus died on the cross and made old testament null and void for everyone except the Hebrews. So when I quote you old testament, it's no longer valid, but when you quote old testament, it is valid?"
Christian then starts fumbling trying to scramble for another "Moral" high ground approach.
Want me to tell you what I'm supposed to kill people for according to the bible? Let's look some of these things over shall we and see how many Christians are actually worthy of death. Let's have a little fun at this. And also, let's keep in mind that old testament law still applies, even after the sacrifice of Jesus Christ because all Jesus did was provide you with a loophole for forgiveness, he did not throw out old testament laws at all, just the animal sacrifice laws.
17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill.
18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
Now, let's begin counting through the list to see shall we? Just for fun, let's see how many Christians are worthy of death.
- Indoor plumbing is a sin, you're supposed to go so far out with a shovel and bury your business.
- Electricity is a sin. You're not supposed to partake in the inventions of man for they are poised by the devil to turn you from God
- Eating Shellfish
- Eating Bacon
- Eating Sausage
- Eating Eggs
- Eating ham
- Eating Chicken
- Eating blood pudding/Blood Pancakes/Anything with blood in it
- Playing football
- Working on Saturday
- Not taking your disobedient children to the town square for the whole town to stone them to death
- Not marrying the woman you raped or paying her father 50 sheckles of silver for the damage to her father's property (Which is about $5 modern day and women were considered ownable property)
- Women speaking without their husband's permission
- Women having any authority or power of any men (this includes management at businesses)
- Women having ownership of any property
- Having sex with a woman while she's on her period within a certain time period before, during and after said menstruation cycle.
- Driving a car and using other inventions of mankind (this also includes using computers and cell phones)
- Women not being completely subservient to their men
- Not going to Canada or Mexico and dragging back slaves after conquering them in the name of God, killing all men, women and children while also dashing open pregnant women's stomachs and bashing the fetuses on the rocks and keeping all the virgins for yourselves after having raped them, provided they were good at being raped, if you didn't enjoy raping her, you are to kill her too after the rape.
- Men cutting their hair
- Men shaving
- Men having long hair (Oopsie, contradiction, but fuck you, it's there!)
- Wearing clothes made of two different fabrics (Cotton Polyester blends anyone?)
- Women teaching anything (This means the majority of Teachers in schools are going to go straight to hell. In fact you're supposed to kill teachers. Additionally, nuns who speak are additionally required to be killed.)
This list is going to get far too long, so let's list some things that are perfectly fine in the bible.
- Rape
- Murder
- Genocide
- Incest
- Polygamy
- Owning Slaves
- Beating your slaves
- Enslaving neighboring country denizens
- Killing witches
- Killing people who don't agree with your delusion of the bible
- Killing Muslims
- Killing Wiccans
- Killing Atheists
- Killing Christians who aren't a particular part of your church (This means if you're baptist, you're killing everyone except that particular brand of the baptist church)
- Killing anyone who masturbates
- Killing women who are not virgins when they are to be married
- Killing your children if they talk back to you or refuse to take out the trash
- Killing women who speak out in public
- Killing women who refuse their husbands sex
- Killing women who have power over men at all (includes places of employment too)
- Killing women who have an education
- Killing women who can read
- Killing women who can speak a language other than the language of her father and husband
- Killing women who can write
- Killing children for making fun of your bald spot (well, at least it says that bears will kill them, just saying)
- Having multiple wives
- Having multiple wives and multiple concubines
- Having multiple wives, multiple concubines and multiple female sex slaves
- Having consensual gay sex with another man so long as that man is not your property (Leviticus is all property laws)
- Killing politicians who are not Christian
- Killing politicians who are not with your particular brand of Christianity (Same book though)
- Killing politicians who are female
- Killing politicians who are for separation of church and state
- Killing po.....
Again, another list that's going to get far too long. But as you can see here, the bible is fucking evil and repulsive. You can say that none of that evil and vile shit is in the bible, perhaps you should actually fucking read it sometime. I have, why haven't you?
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Sunday, May 12, 2013
What it would take to get me to believe in God
Mothers Day parade shooting in New Orleans happened because of gay people!
Seriously, the Mothers Day parade in New Orleans did indeed get shot the fuck up 6 ways til Thursday and it's all my fault. It's my fault because I was having some really awesome gay sex all my adult life. And just because I was sucking a dick and then getting my dick sucked too with man on man dick sucking action that all of a sudden, people at a Mothers Day parade somewhere in America had to be shot the fuck up. Yup, that's all there is to it. Just because me and another man were sucking the cum out of each other's cocks and fucking each other in the ass that people needed to be shot up at a parade on Mothers Day.
And it's true too. It's a scientifically proven fact that hurricanes, tornadoes, school shootings, bombings, terrorist attacks, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, date rapists, kidnappers, child pornographers and pedophile priests all happen because people like me are having gay sex and are in committed gay relationships. Because people like me wish to be treated equally as anyone else without religious persecution.
This is the exact same reason why all gay and lesbian people all over the world are employed by the United Anti-End-Of-The-World Task Force or the UAWT. Within said secret government organization, when there's a major catastrophe that's going to happen, such as meteors about to hit the Earth and completely destroy it, several dozen gays are sent into the IIS (International Space Station) for an all out gay orgy that lasts for days with tons of lube, flavored gels, strap ons, various sized dildos, flashlights, and even something for us to take called YummyCum which flavors our semen to flavors such as cotton candy and such.
While we're in space and having our massive zero gravity space orgy in the then cum filled space station which at the time feels a lot like being inside a snow globe, the world ending asteroid diverts itself and hits the sun instead of the Earth.
Seeing as how there were less gays on the Earth to prevent such a shooting on Mother's Day, let me assure you that the gay community greatly apologizes for not being there to stop the shooter/s. We understand that we're uber super heroes or something to you guys, but seriously, it's not our fault. We can't always save the world and prevent a shooting at the same time every time, it's just not always possible. We do strive to do our best though.
Hell, remember that hurricane that was about to destroy all of America? Yeah, we went on a huge gay cruise sending thousands of us gays out into the ocean to have a massive gay orgy at sea and successfully diverted the continent destroying hurricane back to the ocean.
Does this story sound absolutely fucking ridiculous So does your claim that everything that goes wrong is our fault. Perhaps it was the fault of some particular person or group that just was pissed off or had some other motive? Perhaps it could've been a Christian that was just really pissed off at something? Perhaps someone that had a mental illness that was turned away for treatment which happens a lot? Perhaps it's someone that shouldn't have been able to get a gun in the first place but was easily able to due to lack of extensive background checks and mental health checkups?
Perhaps you should be actually blaming the shooters themselves rather than a whole huge demographic of people. Seriously, that shit's not only offensive and batshit fucking insane and absolutely fucking retarded at the same time, it's also pointless. Gays aren't to blame for anything except maybe assless chaps, delicious alcoholic beverages and convincing your girlfriend to go ahead and have anal. Also we're to blame for the act of wanting to have a secular contract signed with all the benefits of marriage like heterosexual couples do, we're also at fault for that, I mean, who wouldn't want to be treated like they're human instead of the usual sub-human, second class citizen shit we get all the time with Christian hate filled messages?
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